Do you ever feel sometimes that politics has gotten too nasty? Do you ever think partisanship is dividing the country in a bad way? Do you ever think that what all these people really need is a good whack upside the head? Well boy are you in luck!

Today, instead of voting for the candidate you like, vote against the other guy by giving him a "friendly tap" on the head with a big hammer. Bush? Kerry? Whack the vote!